omg, selena, ashley and taylor dancing sdfkjsf
michelle obama dancing to them. ok
omg god omgg ok bye
award shows: when everyone on tumblr comes together and complains
Harry: why are we here
Louis: I want to kill myself
Zayn: I swear if this bitch gets slime in my hair
Liam: I'm missing Toy Story for this
Niall: SHE IS MARRIED TO OBAMA I BET SHE KNOWS OBAMA
kristen stewart wait wat wtf so pissed
Niall: Why the fuck is everyone screaming?
Zayn: If I get slimed someone will die.
Louis: I think my pants are going to castrate me.
Liam: These children are not dressed appropriately, they need to learn to respect themselves.
Harry: Heidi Klum is single, fuck yes. I like Will Smith's hat.
Paul: When I signed up to be the creepy voice I thought it meant we wouldn't have to sit through this torture....
mavors: Stefan Salvatore is sexier than you
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you