Adele: I set fire to the rain Me: Mom: Adele: Watched it pour Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
its-lirry: if you make a joke about niall and food i automatically hate you
It’s summer. WHY IS RAINING?
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
when a dementor want to kiss you: you fucking run.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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Peeta: COS BB I WOULD MAKE A CUPCAKE FOR YOU
Peeta: BURN MY BREAD IN THE OVEN TOO
Peeta: ID JUMP IN FRONT OF A FORCE FIELD FOR YOU
Peeta: YOU KNOW ID BAKE ANYTHING FOR YOUUUU
Peeta: I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS PAINN
Peeta: TAKE A SWORD STRAIGHT THROUGH MY LEG
Peeta: YES I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABAYY
Peeta: AND YOU WOULD DO THE SAME
Peeta: ....real or not real?
Katniss: Omg, Peeta. Real.
I find it really hard imagining Suzanne Collins...
Suzanne: so i was thinking
Suzanne: dw i got chu you're gonna love this idea dw
Suzanne: so maybe we should kill off little bear
Suzannne: and duck
Suzanne: and hen
Suzanne: and to really spice things up lets have papa bear eat owl
Producer: no stop not again no stahp it suzanne geez it's a kids show